Adam: You untucked the sheet on my side again!
Me: No, I did not. And I always make sure to tuck it in when I make the bed.
Adam: Well, it's untucked.
Me: Get up and tuck it back in.
Adam: I can't. The pug is on me.
Me: I've run out of sympathy.
[A minute passes.]
Adam: Something is wrong with the sheets! Look! See what I mean!
Me: You're lying on top of the top sheet again.
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