Restaurateurs should think of their restrooms as an opportunity.
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Why won't scientists drop everything and invent a balm to soothe mosquito bites?
Sirens are ironically named.
Can't someone come up with sirens that only point forward?
If a film is "unflinching," I don't want to see it.
New Yorker cartoons have become terrible.
Your hair looks longer to you than it does to anyone else.
Today's book idea: Aside Swipe, a compendium of insults from famous people's biographies.
I wish the New York Times would email me with links to all the day's articles.
Do porn DVDs have commentary by the actors?
I wish aluminum foil and plastic wrap also came in rolls half the normal width (or even smaller).
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