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I'm just saying...

  • Tandem bikes: for the active codependent.
  • All public restrooms should have locks that indicate whether they're vacant or occupied.
  • I would pay extra for an edition of the New York Times with no opinion pieces.
  • Evite should run reviews and ratings from party guests.
  • Prius drivers are the worst.
  • Someday I'd like to have a washing machine that's not at knee-level.
  • Train travel is better in the abstract.
  • Artists should have websites indicating where their works are on display, the way musicians' websites list upcoming shows.
  • Why is stand-up comedy in movies always so terrible?
  • Nothing kills the vibe at a restaurant bar like a laptop.
  • Is a "knowledge base" ever useful?
  • Houseguests are like newborns: Great pains should be taken to keep them asleep.
  • Sometimes I think everyone I know is on the spectrum.

previous lyrics

  • Don't let the chlorine in your eyes blind you to the awful surprise
  • I think I lost it, let me know if you come across it
  • Time is like a clock in my heart
  • Walk beside me, not behind me. Feel my unconditional love
  • You always knew you were tired, but then where are your friends tonight?
  • It's too late tonight to drag the past out into the light
  • This may come as some surprise, but I miss you
  • I walked home smiling—I finally had a story to tell
  • I kissed you in a style Clark Gable would have admired. I thought it classic
  • If you knew how I felt now, you wouldn't act so adult now
  • Under the kitchen light, you still look like dynamite
  • The culture is lit, and if this is it, I had a ball
  • I was dreaming when I wrote this, so sue me if I go too fast
  • I never wanted to be your weekend lover
  • Sometimes I wish for a mistake
  • Downstairs the party is going full swing. The people we came with haven't noticed a thing
  • It’s not safe to go out, it’s not right to stay home. Listen, my advice is to carry a gun
  • And anyways I'd rather listen to Coltrane than go through all that shit again
  • Up to Lexington, 125—feel sick and dirty, more dead than alive
  • Whoever brought me here is gonna have to take me home
  • I hear you knockin', but there ain't nobody home
  • What's practical? What's logical? What the hell, who cares?
  • I don't know what I knew before, but now I know I want to win the war
  • Tell me something that you mean, not just what comes to mind
  • I don't know my future after this weekend, and I don't want to
  • I see you driving sports cars, ain't hitting the throttle, and I'll be down to do a hundred, top down and goggles
  • Sing me another love song, but this time with a little dedication
  • You got a look in your eye when you're saying goodbye, like you want to say hi
  • I'll settle for a cup of coffee, but you know what I really need

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20 June 2013

Previous Lyrics

Each time I go to bed I pray like Aretha Franklin. —"Wood Beez (Pray Like Aretha Franklin)," Scritti Politti

I guess I should've known by the way you parked your car sideways that it wouldn't last. —"Little Red Corvette," Prince

You be screaming like a white lady when I count to three. One... Two... Three... —"Black Sweat," Prince

There's nothing not to love about me. I'm lovely. —"Why Don't You Love Me" by Beyoncé

Rattle me darlin', way down inside. Fill me with rhythm so fine, fine fine. I am your tambourine. —"I Am Your Tambourine," Tift Merritt

At the tender age of three, I was hooked to a machine just to keep my mouth from spouting junk. —"Hyperactive!" Thomas Dolby

I can't wait to put the icing on the cake. —"Cake," the B-52's

It's such a drag to want something sometimes. —"Talk of the Town," the Pretenders

I'll be the wind, the rain, and the sunset, the light on your door to show that you're home. —"I'll Be Your Mirror," the Velvet Underground & Nico

When it's cold, I feel cold. When it's hot, I feel ambitious. —"Ambitious," Wire

People come and people go. All the friends that we used to know ain't comin' back. —"Manhattan," Cat Power

Should you be so lucky like St. Sebastian, preferring the ache to the aspirin. —"Lucky Like St. Sebastian," Momus

We can go for a walk where it's quiet and dry and talk about precious things. —"The Queen Is Dead," the Smiths

What a lovely way to burn. —"Fever," Peggy Lee

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