What the New York Times article didn't say:
Calvin Klein insists that his doctor do something about the color of his phlegm. He brings a Pantone chip as guidance.
Miuccia Prada finds the color inspiring.
Anna Wintour asks John Pawson to redesign the Kleenex box.
André Leon Talley orders silk handkerchiefs in every known Pucci pattern.
Karl Lagerfeld hires a team of young, male model-nurses. Hedi Slimane shoots them for L'Uomo Vogue.
Marc Jacobs complains that the flu isn't intestinal; he was hoping to lose that last centimeter of backfat.
Alexander Wang throws a party. Doctors work the door to make sure no one healthy gets through.
Naomi Campbell sneezes in her assistant's face.
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