I'll get around to writing up my recent trip to Miami one of these days, but first, why on earth would Miami International Airport think it was a good idea to have a slow-moving logo scroll up the departures and arrivals monitors? I had to check the boards many times during our trips to the airport—we were meeting Adam's grandmother there—and just as I'd locate the flight in question, the stupid logo would crawl over it. I can't imagine the purpose other than "branding," but seriously, have you ever forgotten which airport you were at? Have you ever been at an airport and not wished you were somewhere else? Anywhere else?