When Kristin Scott Thomas is not able to attend an event to which she has been invited, such as the Academy or César Awards, she sends her regrets without fail. (Unless she is invited via Facebook, obviously; those go ignored.)
No one places a hand on the back of Kristin Scott Thomas's neck whilst walking with her.
When she sees an able-bodied person using an electronic door opener meant for the handicapped, Kristin Scott Thomas invariably deduces that his disability must be mental.
Anyone holding a phone to his ear and speaking to Kristin Scott Thomas will not be receiving a response from her.
If Kristin Scott Thomas were in a supermarché, she would stand near the shelf she is perusing and not on the other side of the aisle.
Once she has finished her coffee at one of those American-style self-service cafés, Kristin Scott Thomas will hand you her demitasse if there's no obvious place to put it. If you don't actually work at the establishment, you should probably invest more effort in your attire.
Kristin Scott Thomas does not give a whit about the device from which you emailed her. Moreover, excuses made in advance for typographical errors aren't worth much, in her opinion.
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