• The last spoonful from the dog-food can is the worst. (I don't mean to eat; I just mean to deal with.)
• Isn't it time we all admitted that we don't like polenta?
• "Tootsie: The Musical."
• When a critic praises a Woody Allen film, you have to wonder whether he or she is simply relieved it doesn't out-and-out suck.
• Dead royals will always be more interesting than living ones.
• I'd eat white bean paste all the time if I could buy it in a jar.
• Spellcheck should have a back button. [Update: Thanks to Michele, I now know it does! Undo = back.]
• Twenty years from now, do you think we'll still have to listen to "Don't Stop Believin'"?
• Facebook seems to make people forget that they never liked each other.
• If everyone's a winner, no one's a winner.
• Why don't celebrities sell the TV rights to their weddings?
• How come elevator buttons can't be unpushed?
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