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I'm just saying...

  • Penne is the saddest pasta.
  • Don't eat a dish named after a volcano.
  • Nobody cares about your app.
  • It's time to remove that note at the end of your emails asking people not to print them.
  • If you think about it, gum is weird.
  • Business idea: TV channel devoted to terror attacks.
  • Please don't tell me about your favorite TV show.
  • The more reachable I've become, the less likely I am to answer my phone.

previous lyrics

  • It was love about to happen, I'm serious
  • I'll shake this world off my shoulders. Come on, baby, this laugh's on me
  • I'm hot, and I don't care who knows it. I got a job to do
  • I want to take you down to the side of the city where the sun doesn't shine and the moon isn't pretty
  • All I ask is to live each moment free from the past
  • No family is safe when I sashay
  • I never dreamt that I would get to be the creature that I always meant to be
  • I can't wait to put the icing on the cake
  • I'll see you and I'll raise you off the floor. I'll floor you and we'll dance without a band
  • Time can never mend the careless whispers of a good friend
  • Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before
  • Your eyes are burning holes through me. I'm gasoline. I'm burning clean
  • There's one year of my life in these songs, and some of them are about you
  • I'm not a slut! I just love love
  • Never stop living here till it eats the heart from your soul, keeps down the sound of your silent sigh
  • This will be the last time I ever do your hair
  • Maybe we could walk around, all day long. Walk around, all day long
  • They tell me God forgives you for almost anything you do
  • If you need me, I'll be where my reputation don't precede me

22 January 2019

16 January 2019

14 January 2019

17 December 2018

31 October 2018

10 October 2018

06 September 2018

10 August 2018

05 August 2018

25 July 2018