After going on a diatribe about how backward Virginia is (in response to my "Virginia Is for Lovers" T-shirt), my neighbor noticed I was carrying a bunch of clothes hangers, paused, and said, "Oh, are you an abortionist?"
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- If I was your girlfriend, would you let me dress you—I mean help you pick out your clothes—before we go out?
- Love is forever—that's all your life. Love is heaven sent. It's glamorous
- You may be an embarrassment, but I love the way your clothes were never in style
- I still feel the chill as I reveal my shame to you. I wear it like a tattoo
- You give us a tantrum and a know-it-all grin, just when we need one, when the evening's thin
- I'm not asking much of you—just sing, little darling, sing with me
- Come on, honey—let's go make some noise
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29 March 2012
I'm just saying...
- Who put Wilco on my iTunes?
- Shops should put out the Mother's Day cards and the Father's Day cards at the same time.
- There are times when screw-top wine is a godsend.
- I never feel quite so boring as when someone asks me how my dog is
- Why doesn't Hershey make full-size Krackel bars when they're the ones most people go for in the Hershey Miniature packages?
- Facebook (the idea): 10. Facebook (the execution): 4. Facebook (my interest in the people who run it): 0.
- I spent most of "The Descendants" asking, "Why would he do that?"
- Please don't use the phrase "secret sauce" to refer to anything other than an actual sauce.
- I would like Mazzy Star to do an album of Cole Porter ballads.
- "The Hunger Games" freaks me out.
- The word "wifey" makes everyone look bad.
- I think kidney beans might be underrated. I'm as surprised as you are.
