The word "wifey" makes everyone look bad.
I think kidney beans might be underrated. I'm as surprised as you are.
Z and S are so not interchangeable.
Brad Pitt can't act.
I dreamed last night that I called up Belinda Carlisle to tell her how much I admire her work.
Pink ladies are the best apples
If I were a doctor, I'd make sure every patient I saw left with a printout (or email) describing what we had discussed.
Whatever happened to Angelina Jolie's brother?
"Friends with Benefits" is the best romantic comedy in years and years.
I'd like Harry Potter more if he didn't dress in head-to-toe Old Navy.
Garlic powder is the devil's work.
If you place a spoon face up in the sink, the next time you turn on the faucet, the water will go directly into the bowl of the spoon and splash back up at you.
What's the point of poppy seeds?
Million-dollar idea of the day: Caramel Fritos.
Beware the novel set on a college campus.
Whenever someone straight says being gay is a choice, I take it to mean he could imagine switching.
If anyone can tell me now to get rid of the little clipboard that briefly appears whenever I paste in Word, I'd love to know.
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