From K. Beaton's "Hark, a Vagrant" series. I cut off the third panel—probably a violation of comics etiquette—because I wanted to make it more legible. Plus, I think it's even funnier this way.
"Maybe you can hook us up with a front page ad on your website, and if we get some traffic from it, we can pay you for it?" —from an email I received today from a local business.