Mom: Any big plans over the long weekend?
Me: Nothing much. No, wait, we had dinner with Michele last night, and her cousin came. She's a celebrity!
Me: Really, she is! She was in [redacted] and people loved her in that. And she's in [redacted], which is on TV now.
Mom: I haven't watched that.
Me: OK, but she's been in a ton of movies—I'm sure you've seen her many times.
Mom: She's not really famous.
Me: She is a legitimate celebrity! I mean, I don't care, but other people do. She gets recognized—she's that famous.
Mom: Is she famous like Helen Mirren?
Me: Well, no.
Mom: I hope you said hi to Michele for me.