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  • I know you've got a little life in you yet. I know you've got a lot of strength left
  • Who's going to love the loveless, if not you?
  • I am Voyager, flying blind through unimaginable space and time
  • You're bound to win, 'cause if I'm betting against you, I think I'd rather lose
  • But if you hurt what's mine, I'll sure as hell retaliate
  • I'm like a boy among men. I'd like a permanent friend. I'd like to think that I was just myself again

12 February 2016

15 January 2016

12 January 2016

10 January 2016

07 January 2016

I'm just saying...

  • Don't talk in hotel hallways.
  • Mini-storage facilities should hold garage sale days.
  • Facebook feels about birthdays the way I did when I was eight years old.
  • I wish credit-card companies could send an alert when a refund has been processed.
  • It's only nagging if I have to ask more than once.
  • Do authors like to inscribe books because it makes getting rid of them much harder?
  • Hashtagged phrases at the end of social media posts always sound like Tourette's Syndrome outbursts.
  • Modern comedy relies too heavily on haplessness.