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  • Tell me, what's your zip code baby? Did you ever let a cowboy sit on your lap?
  • I got my cat moves, that so upset them
  • Peel back the mountains, peel back the sky. Stomp gravity into the floor
  • He was waiting for a station just like some people wait for a train
  • You get these words wrong. I just smile
  • Do you really think you can just put it in a safe behind a painting, lock it up, and leave?
  • Do you never rest fighting the battle of who could care less?
  • What is wrong in my life that I must get drunk every night?
  • Never trust a big butt and a smile

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30 March 2015

I'm just saying...

  • Why do umbrellas come with covers?
  • I'm thinking of writing a screwball comedy porn movie.
  • "Who knew?" means "Who cares?" at least 85% of the time.
  • I have no interest in a wi-fi-enabled refrigerator, but I wouldn't mind a washing machine and dryer that ping my phone when they're done. Or even simply a timer.
  • I'm sorry, but I'm just not interested in watching "Serial."
  • Is there a reason vitamins taste so awful?
  • I'm still pissed off about "The Goldfinch."
  • Movie characters say other characters' names far more than people do in real life.
  • I wish takeout containers didn't have scalloped edges.
  • Who reads all those TV recaps?
  • Isn't being "in fashion" just another way of saying you look like everyone else?