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  • Take me on a trip—I'd like to go someday. Take me to New York; I'd love to see L.A.
  • When I breeze into that city, people gonna stoop and bow. All them women gonna make me teach 'em what they don't know how
  • I must be an acrobat, to talk like this and act like that
  • The lights go out. The smell of doom... is creeping into your lonely room
  • You should see me when you're not around: I'm a genius in this town; I'm a queen bee when the coast is clear
  • Slap me. No, somebody slap me
  • And I feel like I just got home
  • Grab your pack, my darling, grab your pack and walk with me

29 January 2012

24 January 2012

23 January 2012

I'm just saying...

  • Z and S are so not interchangeable.
  • Brad Pitt can't act.
  • I dreamed last night that I called up Belinda Carlisle to tell her how much I admire her work.
  • Pink ladies are the best apples
  • If I were a doctor, I'd make sure every patient I saw left with a printout (or email) describing what we had discussed.
  • Whatever happened to Angelina Jolie's brother?
  • "Friends with Benefits" is the best romantic comedy in years and years.
  • I'd like Harry Potter more if he didn't dress in head-to-toe Old Navy.
  • Garlic powder is the devil's work.
  • If you place a spoon face up in the sink, the next time you turn on the faucet, the water will go directly into the bowl of the spoon and splash back up at you.
  • What's the point of poppy seeds?
  • Million-dollar idea of the day: Caramel Fritos.
  • Beware the novel set on a college campus.
  • Whenever someone straight says being gay is a choice, I take it to mean he could imagine switching.
  • If anyone can tell me now to get rid of the little clipboard that briefly appears whenever I paste in Word, I'd love to know.