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  • I'll see you and I'll raise you off the floor. I'll floor you and we'll dance without a band
  • Time can never mend the careless whispers of a good friend
  • Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before
  • Your eyes are burning holes through me. I'm gasoline. I'm burning clean
  • There's one year of my life in these songs, and some of them are about you
  • I'm not a slut! I just love love
  • Never stop living here till it eats the heart from your soul, keeps down the sound of your silent sigh
  • This will be the last time I ever do your hair
  • Maybe we could walk around, all day long. Walk around, all day long
  • They tell me God forgives you for almost anything you do
  • If you need me, I'll be where my reputation don't precede me

09 September 2017

31 August 2017

24 August 2017

15 July 2017

27 June 2017

I'm just saying...

  • Nobody cares about your app.
  • It's time to remove that note at the end of your emails asking people not to print them.
  • If you think about it, gum is weird.
  • Business idea: TV channel devoted to terror attacks.
  • Please don't tell me about your favorite TV show.
  • The more reachable I've become, the less likely I am to answer my phone.